Today’s Topic: Dancing With Cats
Today’s Topic: Dancing With Cats
Question: Is he in a CLUB dancing with cats?
The newest coffee table book at our apartment is called, “Dancing With Cats” and it is amazing. It shows images of people dancing with their cats and then they tell stories about their dance moves, their relationship with their cat, what connects them, etc. I actually feel like I’m on drugs while reading it. Watch out, dancers…these people have some of the best facials I’ve ever seen.
You need to know about this book. Period. It’s too good to pass up. You will feel so normal after reading it. If you are someone who dances with your cat, I need to meet you and see this with my own eyes.
Highlights for your viewing pleasure…
“When Ralph dances with two cats, the energy fields can become confused. Instead of power being released through well-controlled movements, one cat makes sudden mad dashes and leaps. Cats who do this on their own are often good dancers.”
“Dancing with a tail of his own, Fred becomes a psychic extension of the cat. ‘I share its grace, power and oneness with the universe. I relate to Fluff and the whole spectrum of feline physicality on a profound level. I even regard birds differently.”
“Helen believes that Boots dances so well because they share a lot in common. ‘He’s a Scorpio and I have the sun in Pisces, so there’s a good deal of karmic support. Also our auras usually match, and numerologically we’re both Eights, which makes for a strong psychic bond.”
You can find more on the website: Dancing With Cats
Below are some dance tips (or gems, if you will) from the site that I just couldn’t resist putting in today’s post.
“When you start, don’t crowd your cat. Sit near it, but don’t try to get its attention. Just be with it. Try to feel your being next to its being. Focus on it softly.”
Jane Mander, Berkerly, California.
“My cat won’t dance with me, well not yet anyway, but I know that purring is a really effective way of creating an energizing vibration. I’ve seen a few cat owners holding a purring cat up to the side of their heads to get in closer contact with its vibration. It’s almost unconscious, but that purring has a lot of healing energy and it’s no coincidence that people with cats have been shown to better more quickly when they’re ill than those who don’t. It’s like what happens to you in the shower. You feel good and get great ideas in the shower because of the vibration of the water beating down on the top of your head. The top of your head is also a very important acupuncture point.”
Jackie Long, Toronto.
“One of the great barriers to dancing effectively with your cat, is allowing your thoughts and prejudices to interfere. I find ten minutes of deep purring completely stops skeptical thoughts by connecting me with my feline spirit within.”
Warren Leckie, New York.
You are intrigued, aren’t you?
Ok first of all why… who got you a book about dancing with cats? Second, you don’t have cats to dance with. Third, you read this book?
Whoa, are these pics real? Cats really dance? I’m so confused.
I need to find a cat and “sit near it, but don’t try to get its attention. Just be with it. Try to feel your being next to its being. Focus on it softly.”
LMFAOOOO
I’ve borrowed the book from a friend before. I xeroxed my favorite page and put it in my cube. It reads:
“Other cat dancers I’ve talked to…use Heavy Metal, Techno, etc… But you have to be careful, sometimes the energy is so powerful I worry about overstimulating my aura. At those levels, an unstable etheric oscillation could collapse into an astral vortex and suck my spiritual reserves into a state of negative sub-matter.”
…It’s so ridiculous, it’s Awesome!